apple dreams away…

Some things are best left as it is.

Some things are not meant to be.

You could only place the hidden feelings in the hands of the wind.

Kitchen Help!

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 Forward to a Friend   Free Newsletters

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. “CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP! ARE YOU CRAZY! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL! USE MORE SALT! THE SALT!!” The wife was very upset, “What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don’t know how to fry an egg?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted you to know what it’s like for me when I am driving the car and you’re sitting next to me.” *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*